Lagwagon – Automatic

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Lagwagon – Automatic

Get up, smile, find a need,
wash your hair, bleach your teeth
Develop habit,
Automatic

Compromise, build a bridge,
Sacrifice, sacrilege
Sell yourself,
Automatic

Nobody out there knows
None of them have intent
Pretension and purpose
Fashioned in plastic heads
Everyone drives all day
None of them have a goal
Everyone lost their way
All of them play the game

Set a goal
Make it happen
Imagine love
Fake a passion
Change your name
Stay in fashion
Make a deal
Make it happen
Compromise, build a bridge
Sacrifice, sacrilege

Same cars
Same clothes
Same desires
Same woes
Lose it all
Automatic

Nobody out there feels
None of them sees the end
Pretension and purpose
Fashioning in plastic heads
Everyone drives all day
Searching their empty hearts
Everyone’s lost their way
All of us fall apart

Automatic

Automatic

Defektes Kabel

•19.05.08 • Kommentar schreiben

lol.

Music for One Apartment and Six Drummers

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The FCC Song

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Erid Idle – The FCC Song

Here’s a little number I wrote the other day while out duck-hunting with a judge (Quack).

Fuck you very much the FCC.
Fuck you very much for fining me.
Five thousand bucks a fuck,
So I’m really out of luck.
That’s more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me.So, fuck you very much the FCC,
For proving that free speech just isn’t free.
Clear Channel’s a dear channel, so Howard Stern must go.
Attorney General Ashcroft doesn’t like strong words and so,
He’s charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rushley Bo,
So fuck you all so very much.So fuck you very much dear Mr. Bush,
For heroically sitting on your tush.
For Haliburton, Enron, all the companies who fail.
Let’s send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail.
She’s an uppity rich bitch, and at least she isn’t male.
So fuck you all so very much.So fuck you Dickhead Mr. Cheney too.
Fuck you and fuck everything you do.
Your pacemaker must be a fake, you haven’t got a heart.
As far as I’m concerned your just a pasty-faced old fart.
And as for Condoleeza, she’s an intellectual tart.
So fuck you all so very much.So fuck you very much the EPA,
For giving all Alaska’s oil away.
It really is a bummer, when I can’t fill my Hummer.
The ozone’s a no-go zone now that Arnold’s here to say,
„Za nuclear vinter games are going to take place in LA.“
So fuck you all so very much.

So what the planet fails.
Let’s save the great white males.
So fuck you all so very much.

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